Shakespeare Insult Mugs
From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off.
Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England - His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog." All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave" - Get one today!
3.5" diameter, 12oz. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Manufacturer Unemployed Philosopher's Guild
- Date available: 01/01/2010
- Publication date: 01/01/2005
- Return policy: 30 days
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