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Mark Twain Literary Mug

At a Glance

  • "The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter"
  • Running a close second...
  • ...is caffine

"I wanted to write a certain thing that would require a clear head & choice language. Finally I thought a cup of coffee might help the matter..." 

- letter to Olivia L. Clemens and Charles J. Langdon, 17 Jan. 1869 

Employ the Mark Twain mug when you need to preserve the outward signs of sanity - or just when you require a clear head to write a certain thing. You don't have to have coffee, of course, if you would better enjoy coffee with brandy burnt in it, water, slush, two hot scotches, slumgullion, or sage-tea. Mr. Twain was not one to stand on formality. 

Fill your mug with your favorite beverage, then lean back and read a good book or write literature of a low order - i.e. humorous - and nothing to be proud of, even if it is your strongest suit. 

Whether you're meeting with the book club or the board of directors, UPG's Literary Mugs make a welcome addition to your café culture. Now you can enjoy coffee in the morning, afternoon tea, or hot chocolate at bedtime - and never be far from the writers you love. 

This mug is microwave and dishwasher safe and holds 14 oz. 

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Return Policy

Your satisfaction is our top priority. If you are not satisfied with your purchase, please return the item(s) for an exchange or refund within 30 days from the purchase date, unless otherwise noted on the product page.

Ship the item(s) to The Writers Store via a traceable and insured method. You will be responsible for return shipping fees.

Please include a completed Return Form with your shipment. Refunds take up to one week to process once we have received the item(s).

Software returns must be deactivated and uninstalled from your computer before a refund may be issued. Please contact the software manufacturer if you need assistance uninstalling or deactivating your software.

The following items are not returnable: Hollywood Creative Directories, DVDs (opened), and Gift Certificates.

$13.95