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Carl King

Under the names Sir Millard Mulch and Dr. Zoltan, Carl King has recorded or performed with Creative Genius musicians such as Devin Townsend, Marco Minnemann, and Virgil Donati. 

In 2003 his music was noticed by three-time Grammy Award-winning guitarist Steve Vai and Trey Spruance of Faith No More / Mr. Bungle. His 2005 album, How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!‚ was co-released through Mimicry Records, and was Carl has written for mental_floss, INK19, and 2600: The Hacker Quarterly.

Websites: bendbarsliftgates.com, carlkingcreative.com, drzoltan.com

Articles by Carl King

A Call to Arms (In the War Between Art and Survival)

This is not an article revealing The Three Secrets To Financing Your Independent Film or How To Network With Hollywood Big-Shots or How To Write A Hit Movie In Four Hours. There are plenty of books, DVDs, and classes for that, and they have their place. I'm skipping all of it and speaking directly to The Artist in you.

If you haven't noticed, there is an an... (read more)